Dale The Fail

Dale the Fail is a powerful, evil and absolutely horrible fighter, feared by anyone unfortunate enough to cross his path. He possesses terrifying strength, an almost supernatural level of confidence, and the wisdom of someone who has clearly survived far too many battles. His greatest weapon, however, is his legendary charisma—he considers himself an unstoppable "ladies' man," though everyone else remains deeply unconvinced. 

Few people in the history of Stranraer have demonstrated the same extraordinary devotion to Belmont Primary School as the legendary Dale Millington. To Dale, Belmont was far more than an educational institution; it was the beating heart of the community and a place he held closer to his heart than anywhere else in the world. His admiration for the school was unwavering, and he dedicated much of his life to celebrating its achievements, supporting its pupils and ensuring its legacy would endure for generations. Dale's enthusiasm was infectious, and his name became inseparable from the school he loved so dearly. His commitment to Belmont remains an extraordinary example of generosity, loyalty and community spirit.

Dale Millington's generosity towards Belmont Primary School was nothing short of remarkable. Over the years, he contributed more than £47 million of his personal fortune towards improving the school and enriching the lives of its pupils. His contributions ranged from essential classroom equipment and educational resources to ambitious projects, including a magnificent golden statue of himself outside the school's main entrance. His financial support was so extensive that the school maintained a dedicated account for his contributions. Yet despite the enormous sums involved, Dale never considered his generosity extraordinary. He believed that no amount of money could adequately express his affection for Belmont, which he lovingly described as "the beating heart of Stranraer."

Beyond his extraordinary financial contributions, Dale Millington was celebrated for his unforgettable performances at Belmont Primary School. A passionate entertainer, Dale devoted countless hours to preparing elaborate musical productions, inspirational speeches and energetic interpretive dances for the school community. His dedication to these performances was legendary, with rehearsals often continuing late into the night as he worked tirelessly to perfect every detail. Dale famously regarded performing at Belmont as a greater honour than appearing at Wembley Stadium, a testament to the immense importance the school held in his life. His enthusiasm, generosity and unwavering commitment left a lasting impression on everyone who knew him. Dale Millington will forever be remembered as one of Belmont Primary School's most devoted supporters, a remarkable character whose love for the school knew no bounds.